Take One Drink:
— Whenever Mitt Romney and/or Paul Ryan enthusiastically points or gives a thumbs up (See photo for excellent example)
— Whenever a speech is interrupted by clapping. Drink more (or take a shot?) if there is hootin' and hollerin'
— For every flag pin you spot on a lapel
— Every time someone mentions "We Built It"
— Whenever someone mentions Obamacare
— Whenever someone says "We can do better!"
— Whenever someone says "We can change it!"
— Whenever someone says "We believe in America!"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Romney reassures us that he's a tried and true conservative.
Take Two Drinks:
— Whenever "The Romney Program for Economic Recovery, Growth and Jobs" is mentioned
— If anyone calls Ryan out for referring to rape as a "method of conception"
— Every time there is "USA USA USA" chanting
— When Romney's taxes are mentioned
— When Bain Capital is mentioned
— (LADIES ONLY) Every time regulations pertaining to your body are discussed by men
Take Three Drinks:
— Every time you see a woman in a pantsuit
— Every time someone thanks Jesus
— Every time you see a combover
— Palin sighting!
Waterfall: Ron Paul sighting!
I've been reading the embargoed speeches that will be given tonight and strongly strongly ask you not to play the above game.